“You mean you indulged in adultery and you dont' even have the benefit of a good saucy memory about it.”

“As long as people are going to call you lunatic anyway, why not get the benefit of it? It liberates you from convention.”

“People always did like to talk, didn't they? That's why I call myself a witch now: the Wicked Witch of the West, if you want the full glory of it. As long as people are going to call you a lunatic anyway, why not get the benefit of it? It liberates you from convention.”

“My job is to protect you, Lady Glinda even if you are loosing your mind.”

“Glinda used her glitter beads, and you used your exotic looks and background, but weren't you just doing the same thing, trying to maximize what you had in order to get what you wanted? People who claim that they're evil are usually no worse than the rest of us. It's people who claim that they're good, or anyway better than the rest of us, that you have to be wary of.”

“Weren't you just doing the same thing, trying to maximize what had in order to get what you wanted? People who claim that they're evil are usually no worse than the rest of us. It's people who claim that they're good, or anyway better than the rest of us, that you have to be wary of.”

“I know you don't want to hear this but someone has to say it! You are out of control! I mean they're just shoes... let it go!”