“Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.”

“Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.”

“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”

“This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.”

“With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.”

“Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.”

“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”