“And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!”

“His beard might once have reached to his waist, but his waist had grown off and left his beard high and dry.”

“The point is, you see," said Ford, "that there is no point in driving yourself mad trying to stop yourself going mad. You might just as well give in and save your sanity for later.”

“If I'm going to be pushed off the sidewalk, I might as well step on off. You know what I mean? Stop pretending something good was waiting around the corner and be what everybody expected me to be, which was another throwaway dude. —Lil J”

“At a certain point your brain stops to rationalize things. At a certain point it gives up, shuts off, shuts down.”

“If beards flowed like rivers, then I’d stop shaving my facial St. John’s, and I’d have one of the few major beards in the world that grew north.”