“Any place I hang my head is home.”

“I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.”

“I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home."Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup:”

“If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you!”

“I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.”

“I've got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.”

“I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.”