“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”

“Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.”

“I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.”

“There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says "yes" you know he is a crook.”

“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.”

“Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)”

“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.”