“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”
“Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes.”
“Behind every successful woman are several confused men who give her something to make fun of.”
“Behind every successful woman, there's a big prick.”
“Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.”
“Behind every great man is a great woman' but in front of every great man should be a spectacular woman”