“Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.”

“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”

“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.”

“You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.”

“The only real laughter comes from despair.”

“Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.”

“I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home."Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup:”