“Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.”

“Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.”

“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”

“Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.”

“This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.”

“We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own.”

“Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it.”