“I have had a wonderful time but this wasn't it.”

“I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”

“The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.”

“My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.”

“Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?”

“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”