“I intend to live forever, or die trying.”

“From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”

“All geniuses die young.”

“The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.”

“Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?”

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”

“Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.”