“I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.”

“Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay,I came to say, I must be going.I’m glad I came, but just the same,I must be going.”

“Hello, I must be going.”

“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”

“John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight...”

“Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it.”