“I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.”

“It's like what those cheesy action-movie heros always say before they finish taking out the bad guys: I started this, and I'm going to finish it. Except even in the movie of my own life, I've never been the heroine. I've never been Action Girl. I've only ever been Kristen's supporting character.”

“I can't imagine a romance novel published today where the hero rapes the heroine and she falls in love with him.”

“I never knew where I was going, but I ripped the tits off of everything that got in my way. By the time they figured me out, it was too late.”

“At its heart, Gothic Fiction is the introvert's "Hero's Journey" where heroes and heroines must navigate the uncharted territory of the mind in order to solve the mystery of their life's adventure.”

“No matter where it is in the sky... No matter where you are in the world... the moon is never bigger than your thumb. -John”