“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”

“Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.”

“Before I speak, I have something important to say.”

“I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.”

“I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.”

“I have had a wonderful time but this wasn't it.”

“Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.”