“Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while”

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”

“While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.”

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”

“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.”

“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.”

“The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.”