“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.”
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”
“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.”
“Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)”
“There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says "yes" you know he is a crook.”
“No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.”
“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”