“Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?”

“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”

“The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.”

“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”

“This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.”

“I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”

“I have had a wonderful time but this wasn't it.”