“Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)”
“Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.”
“That's bad luck: three on a midget.”
“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.”
“All geniuses die young.”
“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”
“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.”