“My plans are still in embryo, a town on the edge of wishful thinking.”

“I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.”

“Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you.”

“I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home."Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup:”

“I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.”

“This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.”

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.”