“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.”

“I'll teach you to kick me...'You don't need to teach me--I already know how!”

“Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.”

“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”

“I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home."Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup:”

“My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.”

“There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says "yes" you know he is a crook.”