“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.”
“A man is only as old as the woman he feels.”
“Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you.”
“There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says "yes" you know he is a crook.”
“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”
“Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)”