“Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.”
“Sometimes they would just pay me to stay home and not do anything else, which sounds fantastic but doesn't do much for your ego. Its probably a little like getting alimony-the money is nice but has a nasty aftertaste.”
“Hay smells different to lovers and horses. ”
“Alimony: bounty after the mutiny.”
“If you feed enough oats to the horse, some will pass through to feed the sparrows (referring to "trickle down" economics).”
“The mortality rate among sea horses is not to be believed. Because the difference between a dead sea horse and a living sea horse is imperceptible, selling dead sea horses would make a very good pet store scam.”