“Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.”
“I’m quoting my clone, because he quoted me thinking if I said it, he said it. He thought he was quoting himself when he quoted me. So in effect I’m quoting myself quoting myself, with my clone as a source of what I wrote.”
“I hate when people say "quote" when what they really mean is "quotation." How's that for a quote?”
“Everything I say is a quote . . . technically.”
“Seth says, and I quote,'Jake is an idiot”
“I leave quoting me to my friends”