“She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.”

“My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.”

“I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me.""What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?" "Sure she could. I just found that out too late.”

“She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.”

“I’ll put off reading Lolita for six more years until she turns 18.”

“Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.”

“I'll teach you to kick me...'You don't need to teach me--I already know how!”