“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”

“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”

“Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?”

“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”

“Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you.”

“There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says "yes" you know he is a crook.”

“From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”