“This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.”

“Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.”

“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”

“Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world?Woman: Really?Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.”

“Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.”

“Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?”

“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”