“Time wounds all heels.”

“John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight...”

“I have had a wonderful time but this wasn't it.”

“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”

“All geniuses die young.”

“Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.”