“Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know.”

“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.”

“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.”

“Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you.”

“I'll teach you to kick me...'You don't need to teach me--I already know how!”

“I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.”

“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”