“While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.”
“Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.”
“Money does not buy you happiness, but lack of money certainly buys you misery.”
“Money can't buy happiness, but it certainly is a stress reliever.”
“Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.”
“Money Can't Buy Happiness, but it can buy things that make you happy....”