“With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.”

“I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.”

“All people are born alike... except Republicans and Democrats.”

“Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.”

“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”

“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”

“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.”