“You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.”

“Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.”

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”

“I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.”

“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”

“Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.”

“The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.”