“Never fly commercial. That's the moral of this story.”

“Miriam Sacher had survived polio as a child. To Abraham, she was simply the most exquisite little bird who could not fly.”

“...to all the monsters in my nursery: May you never leave me alone.”

“So I have 8 to 10 screenplays written and unproduced. And frankly, some of them are my favorite stories. I have a Western version of The Count Of Monte Cristo where the count has a clockwork hand. I have a screenplay called Mephisto's Bridge about a Faustian deal with the devil. I love them all.”

“There are two levels of vampirism: one is the regular vampire, which is just like it has always been; and then there's the super vampires, which are a new breed we've created.”

“When the power of Jesus fails you, then you know you truly are shit out of luck.”

“But Felix was no longer Felix. He was a vampire motherfucker.”