“Maybe happiness too is a metaphor invented on a day of boredom”
“Boredom is why God invented books.”
“According to Gur's theory of boredom, everything that happens in the world today is because of boredom: love, war, inventions, fake fireplaces - ninety-five percent of all that is pure boredom.”
“Maybe when water yearned for fire / it invented waves / so one day they might become flames”
“Do you suppose the human race invented boredom to make the prospect of death more palatable?”
“I'm dying of boredom. Or maybe just dying.”