“Eat like a bird, poop like an elephant.”
“My love is like the collision between a falling statue and still bird poop.”
“With everyone lounging around, eating sleeping, sunning, pooping, it looks like some weird combat version of an outdoor rock festival.”
“To date a girl for her look is like eating a bird for it song”
“Life is nothin but poop, so eat lots of beans.... And prunes”
“It was like there was an elephant in the room. An elephant that expected us to have sex.”