“Apparently, during the ‘80s, nobody really dressed like Madonna except for Madonna.”

“I’d like to make it clear from the start that I am gay, gay,gay. Like, when I come out of the closet, I’m usually wearingmy sister’s prom dress kind of gay.”

“I'm probably half in love with a boy I don't really like.”

“So he was a sweet-talking, cross-dressing, fortune-telling...surfer?”

“Up is down. Down is up.” “And that means … ?” “I’m probably half in love with a boy I don’t really like.”

“I like people, kind of. I even like boys, mostly. But I was beginning to feel like that stewardess who smiles at you when you get off the plane. Behind the smile you know she really wishes she could trip someone.”

“Minx,” he whispered before he left me to get dressed so that we could plan our new destiny.”