“Butterface - How does a guy slay dragons for a girl when they're all in her head?”
“Slaying dragons, melting witches, and banishing demons is all fun and games until someone loses a sidekick—then it’s personal. The bad guy isn’t just the “bad guy” anymore, he’s the BAD GUY!”
“All the action adventure girls have red hair," he said. "Whenever it is an independent girl, not a sidekick person, when she has her own mind or does as good as the guys, she has red hair.”
“I would slay dragons for you,” he told her. “I suspect that finding an unoccupied bedroom will be easier.”
“It is possible that mankind is on the threshold of a golden age; but, if so,it will be necessary first to slay the dragon that gaurds the door,and this dragon is religion”
“Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. ”