“So he was a sweet-talking, cross-dressing, fortune-telling...surfer?”
“To torment and tantalize oneself with hopes of possible fortune is so sweet, so thrilling!”
“Surfers catch waves, and so do people being told goodbye.”
“The more this guy talked, the more he sounded like a fortune cookie.”
“Silver surfers ... nah, that's old hat. Retire a gold surfer with Cosmic Ordering.”
“Oh, he was definitely doable. Did Hawaiians have the saying “Save a surfboard, ride a surfer”?”