“Thinking about working out burns 0 calories, 0 percentage of fat and accomplishes 0 goals!”

“The only pushup you won't be able to do is the one you never do.”

“Be careful who you tell your secrets to because when situations change... sometimes, so do people.”

“He was such a great lover. He was so male, so thoroughly a man that she felt all the rewards of being his woman." (showing 0-0 of 0) (0.04 seconds)”

“Weightless (in air), alcohol units 8 (but in-flight so canceled out by altitude), cigarettes 0 (desperate: no-smoking seat), calories 1 million (entirely made up of things would never have dreamt of putting in self's mouth were they not on in-flight tray), farts from traveling companion 38 (so far), variations in fart aroma 0.”

“Greatness = f (Gratefulness); f' > 0”

“Life isn't, and has never been, a 2-0 home victory after a fish and chip lunch.”