“Those who pay their bills on time are soon forgotten. It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes.”

“I am the prince of procrastination. It is my besetting sin. I never put off till tomorrow what I can possibly do - the day after”

“There is no friendship possible between men and women[...]. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.”

“Praise makes me humble, but when I am abused, I know that I have touched the stars.”

“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.”

“You can take a chance with anyman who pays his bills on time”

“You can't get by on hope. It doesn't pay the bills and it doesn't save lives.”