“On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.”

“Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people.”

“We believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be.”

“In order to be really good as a librarian, everything counts towards your work, every play you go see, every concert you hear, every trip you take, everything you read, everything you know. I don’t know of another occupation like that. The more you know, the better you’re going to be.”

“The family on earth is in similitude to the family in heaven”

“Lacing my fingers through his, I studied them. His fingers were so much longer than mine, and I envisioned what those fingers could do. And how long they would take to do it before they sent me over the edge. - Lacey”

“When he flashed that rockin’ smile of his again, I couldn’t help but think that me being cute was what might be crossing his mind. Then again, maybe he thought I was a dumbass. Either way, he smiled, which was good enough for me. - Ariel”