“#1487: Hug a cow.”
“In 1487 alone, two hundred heretics had-in one of the greatest euphemisms in the history of language-"relaxed," that is, burned at the stake. Dogs of God, Columbus, the Inquisition, and the Defeat of the Moors”
“Ooli boppa cow boppa cow boppa cow cow”
“WHERE'S MY COW?!IS THAT MY COW?!HRRRUUUUGGGH!!!!THAT'S NOT MY COW!THAT'S A HIPPOPOTAMOUS!”
“WHERE'S MY COW? ARE YOU MY COW? ”
“Consider yourself hugged. Virtual hug."I felt the virtual hug, warm and snug.”