“I've learned that it doesn't matter how your husband squeezes the toothpaste, the important thing is how he squeezes you.”
“When you brush your teeth, I'll squeeze the toothpaste.”
“All her life she had wanted to squeeze the toothpaste really squeeze it,not just one little squirt...The paste coiled and swirled and mounded in the washbasin. Ramona decorated the mound with toothpaste roses as if it was a toothpaste birthday cake”
“He imagines they are uniformly smiling, showing the face they squeeze out with the toothpaste every morning.”
“Probably nothing, but it was one of those thoughts like toothpaste: Once it’s out, you can’t squeeze it back in.”
“No matter how puny your frontal equipment, don't wear the kind with the giant pads inside. If a guy squeezes them, he will wonder why they feel like Nerf balls instead of boobs.”