“Treat her like a princess if she behaves like royalty.”

“There is nothing more attractive than confidence, once she sees her own beauty, everyone else will.”

“Fake friends are like shadows: always near you at your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hourTrue friends are like stars, you don't always see them but they are always there.”

“Rumours are like sexually transmitted diseases, both are spread by whores.”

“A successful man is like a bottle of wine, just gets better with age.”

“Opinions are like a**holes, everyone has one and they are usually full of sh*t!”

“Life is like a rollercoaster with highs and lows. So quit complaining about it and enjoy the ride!”