“I really hate the implication that just because I'm small and female, I can't take care of myself.”

“You can't just go around touching someone's butt uninvited and expect to walk away without the owner of that butt using your face to break a few tables, right?”

“I shouldn't have complained, right? I mean, doesn't every girl want a handsome rescuer to sweep in when she's in a pinch? So what if she could've handled the whole thing on her own and the handsome rescuer in question didn't have the verbal acuity she was hoping for? A gal can't afford to be too picky these days, can she?”

“You know what I think of a guy who wags a finger at me and makes a tut-tut-tut noise? I think he's begging to lose a finger.”

“I introduced his head to the corner of the railing.”

“Boobs are overrated, if you ask me.”

“If anyone ever tells you that violence won't make you feel better, they're lying.”