“You can't just go around touching someone's butt uninvited and expect to walk away without the owner of that butt using your face to break a few tables, right?”

“I really hate the implication that just because I'm small and female, I can't take care of myself.”

“I shouldn't have complained, right? I mean, doesn't every girl want a handsome rescuer to sweep in when she's in a pinch? So what if she could've handled the whole thing on her own and the handsome rescuer in question didn't have the verbal acuity she was hoping for? A gal can't afford to be too picky these days, can she?”

“If anyone ever tells you that violence won't make you feel better, they're lying.”

“Boobs are overrated, if you ask me.”

“You know what I think of a guy who wags a finger at me and makes a tut-tut-tut noise? I think he's begging to lose a finger.”

“I introduced his head to the corner of the railing.”