“If it Will it Will”

“Country folks will survive”

“I ain't gonna worry wrinkles in my brow, cuz nothin's never gonna be alright nohow. No matter how I struggle and strive, I'll never get out of this world alive.”

“Don't take life TOO serious you can't get out alive anyhow.”

“It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course.”

“ Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything.”

“I fear you may have matriculated at the Humphrey Tonkin School ofNonpartisan Debate. I do not, however, have a sense that you were his starpupil.”