“Fanpires ?""Breathers who pretend to be vampires. Anytime a new vampire movie comes out, they're out in the droves. Thanks a lot, Twilight.”

“I wanted to be afraid, especially when I saw the long,thin sword he carried in his hand, but I couldn't.The man was wearing a Snuggie.”

“I paused when Mort's wormhole of stuff opened up to a surprisingly pristine - and open - kitchen."Whoa," Alex whispered, peering over my shoulder, then back over his at the army of crap. "It's like we hoarded our way back in time.”

“He’d been young when he’d been turned, maybe late twenties. He looked tough, sinewy and strong, with close cropped sable hair and a sinfully full mouth. Yes, beautiful. Stunning, in fact.He stared at Luna with hunger in the depths of his ice blue eyes. Even looking worn and underfed, the vampire radiated a wild danger that sent a thrill through her entire body.What the hell! Shocked and angry with her irritatingly female reaction, she glared at the offending vampire, not bothering to disguise her loathing. Who was this freaking leech, and what was he doing to her?- Lunacy and the Vampire by Evie Jayne”

“When it comes to dysfunctional families," he said,"I'll put mine up against anyone's, anytime”

“Chapter one is where you reach out your hand to the reader and say, "Come, let's have an adventure together.”

“Over the years all these vampire movies have come out and nobody looks like a vampire anymore.”