“That is just the way the hotdog bounces!”
“Dancing hotdogs don't say shit.”
“A hotdog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz”
“Designer clothes, bubblegum pop music, celebrity heartthrobs - I couldn't give a fat rat's hairy ass. Just give me my hotdog and Jane Austen, and I'm good.”
“The thing about hitting bottom is that, in the middle of it, sometimes you don’t know if you’re really hitting bottom or just bouncing off ledges on your way further down.”
“Sometimes the basketball gods don't allow the ball to bounce your way ..”