“When I hear the word culture, I reach for my gun”
“When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my pistol.”
“My right hand was sort of casually near my gun, without looking like I was reaching for my gun. It wasn't easy. Reaching for a gun usually looks like reaching for a gun. No one seemed to notice though. Goody for our side.”
“Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!”
“When politicians and civil servants hear the word culture they feel for their blue pencils.”
“I remember thinking to myself that if I ever reached a point in my life where I had to walk to get exercise, it might be time to clean out my ears with a gun.”