“I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.”

“For no one should consider anything his own, except perhaps a lie, since all truth is from Him who said, "I am the truth.”

“I'm not really interested in religion or history or science or mathematics or psychology or politics or geography. I feel I am above them all, except geography. Geography is above me for now.”

“I know it may come as a shock, but it's sort of considered polite to wait for the consent of the woman. In fact, I'm pretty sure that if you don't wait, you may have to deal with pesky criminal charges like kidnapping and rape.”

“I am still a bit mad at you for kidnapping me and putting our children's lives in danger.""There's no how-to manual for parenting, Oggie. I'm doing the best I can.”

“I'm just not cut out to be a King, I'm afraid. Thief are much more my style.”