“The Girl Scouts allow homosexuals and atheists to join their ranks, and they have become a pro-abortion feminist training corps. If the Girl Scouts of America can't get back to teaching real character, perhaps it will be time to look for our cookies elsewhere.”
“Opportunity Knocks Only Once'…Twice if it’s selling Girl Scout Cookies..." ”
“God never slams a door in your face without opening a box of Girl Scout cookies.”
“Because God never slams a door in your face without opening a box of Girl Scout cookies”
“Girl scouts didn't teach me what to do with emotionally unstable drunk boys.”
“If America taught me anything, it's that quitting is right up there with pissing in the Girl Scouts' lemonade jar.”