“Shooter: You're in big trouble pal, I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?Shooter: ... No!”

“I eat fog for breakfast, and I shit out steamy love scenes from the 80s.”

“How simple life is. It's as simple as this: you're hungry and you eat, you're full and you shit. Between eating and shitting, that's where human life is found. - (Houseboy + Maid, in Tales from Djakarta)”

“I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.”

“I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.”

“Throughout the narrative you will find many statements that are obviously nonsensical and quite at variance with common sense. For the most part these are true.”

“I eat haughty, arrogant, manipulative, self-important bitches like you for breakfast, sugar. And then I go back for seconds.”